I Knew The President Would Run For

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "