I Knew The President Would Run For

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.