He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.