English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.