English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.