Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.