With Today's Movies, If We Took Out

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.