Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.