Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.