Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.