Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.