I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?