I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.