I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.