Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.