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The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.