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I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.