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The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.