The High Point Of The Act Is

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.