The High Point Of The Act Is

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.