I Don't Do A Lot Of Political

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.