Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.