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Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.