I Love To Go To Washington -

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.