I Love To Go To Washington -

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.