I Love To Go To Washington -

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.