Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.