My Folks Were English. They Were Too

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'