My Folks Were English. They Were Too

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.