My Folks Were English. They Were Too

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!