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I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.