Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!