I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.