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I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.
-Bob Hope
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I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But
Bob Hope
I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.
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