I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?