I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands