I Don't Know What People Have Against

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.