I Don't Know What People Have Against

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.