I Don't Know What People Have Against

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.