Sure, We Did Need The Oil In

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.