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He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.