Isn't It Fun To Go Out On

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.