The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.