The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.