I Don't Know What People Have Against

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties