A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.