A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.