Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.