Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.