Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.