Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.