Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.