Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.