Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.