Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?