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After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

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