I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.