I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.