I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.