I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.