I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.