I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.