I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.