I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.