She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.