She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.