When She Started To Play, Steinway Came

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.