Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?