Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.