If My Golf Game Was A Prize

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.