If My Golf Game Was A Prize

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.