If My Golf Game Was A Prize

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.