If My Golf Game Was A Prize

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.