I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.