I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

I Knew The President Would Run For Reelection In 1984. Why Not? Actors Love Sequels ... And Returns.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.