I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.