I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Celebrities Have A Way Of Touching Our Lives. Perhaps We Are Influenced By Their Screen Image, Or Perhaps By Their Acquired Status. Here Are Some Celebrity Quotes About Christmas. You Will Find That Just Like Everybody Else, Celebrities Also Enjoy The Little Pleasures Of Christmas.