I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.