I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.