I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.