I Have Too Much Money Invested In

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?