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Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands