I Have Too Much Money Invested In

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.