I Have Too Much Money Invested In

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.