I Have Too Much Money Invested In

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.