I Have Too Much Money Invested In

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.