Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!