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Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.