Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.