He Was Bare Chested And In Good

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.