He Was Bare Chested And In Good

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!