It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.