Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?