Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."