Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."