Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.