You Can Only Do One Thing At

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.