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Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!