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English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.