Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.