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With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.