Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.