Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.