The Last Time I Played Golf With

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.