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Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies