It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.