It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.