Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?