I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.