I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.