I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies